Dear Brookfield, CC Capital and Bain
We, the shareholders of Perpetual, would like to cordially invite you into our data room. We offer > $1 trillion FUA in corporate trust, a whole wealth division and we'll even throw ex-PDL AM for free. Yes free. the whole ~$125bn of FUM can be yours for free if you act quickly.
Just make an offer. Any offer. Tell your friends and get a 20% rebate.
No need for your bidding war at IFL, no one will contest your bid here. The mkt has spoken. Its only taken 8 months to get incorrect tax advice and another month for the experts opinion of that. We only ask that you don't commission anyone from PwC for your tax advice, nor rely on any relief from our anti-corporate tax office and regulator. We are keen to speed things along and will happily sacrifice all board seats to ensure that any deal crosses the line in a timely manner.
Sincerely,
frustrated holders.
(20min delay)