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YOUR NAME PLEASE>>IT IS>> all in the name>>

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    711 posts.
    > >> Who's calling?" was the answer to the
    telephone.
    >
    > >>"Watt."
    >
    > >>"What is your name, please?"
    >
    > >>"Watt's my name."
    >
    > >>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
    >
    > >>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James
    > Brown?"
    >
    > >>"No, this is Knott."
    >
    > >>"Please tell me your name."
    >
    > >>"Will Knott."
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE
    > TOTALLY CONFUSED,
    > READ
    >
    > >>THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>Why not?
    >
    > >>Huh? What do you mean why not?
    >
    > >>Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
    >
    > >>But I told you my name!
    >
    > >>Didn't you say you will not?
    >
    > >>Not not, knott, Will Knott!
    >
    > >>That's what I mean.
    >
    > >>So you know my name.
    >
    > >>Of course not!
    >
    > >>Good. So now, what is yours?
    >
    > >>Watt. Yours?
    >
    > >>Your name!
    >
    > >>Watt's my name.
    >
    > >>How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
    >
    > >>Look I have been very patient and I have told you
    > my name and
    >
    > >>you have not even told me yours yet.
    >
    > >>You have been patient, what about me? I have told
    > you my
    >
    > >>name so many times and it is you who have not told
    > me yours yet. Of
    >
    > >>course
    >
    > >>not!
    >
    > >>See, you even know my name!
    >
    > >>Of course not!
    >
    > >>Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
    >
    > >>Because I don't.
    >
    > >>[Pause]
    >
    > >>What is your name?
    >
    > >>See, you know my name!
    >
    > >>Of course not!
    >
    > >>Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
    >
    > >>To find out your name!
    >
    > >>But you already know it!
    >
    > >>What?
    >
    > >>See, and you know mine!
    >
    > >>Of course not!
    >
    > >>Exactly!
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER
    > KNOWS THEIR NAME,
    >
    > >>BUT THEY
    >
    > >>THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your
    > name is, what will be
    >
    > >>your
    >
    > >>answer?
    >
    > >>Watt's my name.
    >
    > >>No, no, give me only one word.
    >
    > >>Watt
    >
    > >>Your name!
    >
    > >>Right!
    >
    > >>[pause before it hits him]
    >
    > >>Oh, Wright!
    >
    > >>Yeah!
    >
    > >>So why didn't you say it before?
    >
    > >>I told you so many times!
    >
    > >>You never said Wright before
    >
    > >>Of course I did.
    >
    > >>Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
    >
    > >>I do not.
    >
    > >>Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
    >
    > >>I do not!
    >
    > >>Good!
    >
    > >>[pause before it hits him]
    >
    > >>Oh, Guud!
    >
    > >>Good.
    >
    > >>No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
    >
    > >>No, it's Knott!
    >
    > >>Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
    >
    > >>Yes Wright.
    >
    >
    > >>NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS
    > WELL!
    >
    > >>
    >
    > >>Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott ???

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