your honour

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    > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
    >her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
    >the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
    >amused.
    > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
    >driver and he had the man arrested.
    > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for
    >himself.
    > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
    >the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
    >that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned. Then she
    >moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the
    >swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant
    >sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
    >contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
    >under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
    >Accident,' I just lost it."
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