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  1. klown

    3,363 Posts.

    1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

    2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor
    gives you 22 more years to live.

    3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

    4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

    5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other

    6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
    carton for your picture.

    7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

    8. You could sell shade.

    9. Your blood type is Ragu.

    10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

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