You Have To Laugh

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    > > > A young hotshot gets a job with the Taxation Department. His first
    > > > assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun
    > > > with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the
    > > > drippings from the candles?"
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    > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in
    >a
    > > > while they send us a free candle."
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    > > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
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    > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every
    >once
    > > > in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
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    > > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your
    > > > circumcisions?"
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    > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the Taxation Department, and
    >everyonce
    > > > in a while they send us a little prick like you."
 
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