> > > > > > > > > A young hotshot gets a job with the Taxation Department. His first > > > assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun > > > with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the > > > drippings from the candles?" > > > > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in >a > > > while they send us a free candle." > > > > > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" > > > > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every >once > > > in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." > > > > > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your > > > circumcisions?" > > > > > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the Taxation Department, and >everyonce > > > in a while they send us a little prick like you."