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    >He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
    >it. She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?
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    >He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    >She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
    >sit on the sofa.
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    >He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
    >you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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    >On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows me everywhere"
    >Written
    >just below it . .. . " I do not"
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    >Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
    >the dishes?
    >A. Both of them.
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    >Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
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    >A. He buys two cases of beer.
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    >Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
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    >A. The bonds mature.
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    >Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
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    >A. So men can remember them.
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    >Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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    >A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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    >Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
    >good-looking?
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    >A. They already have boyfriends.
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    >Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
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    >A. A widow.
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    >Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
    >A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
    >Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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    >Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
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    >A. They're married.
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    >Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    >God says: "So you would love her."
    >But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    >God says: "So she would love you
 
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