winking problem

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    A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales

    representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his CV and he

    says "This is phenomenal, you've graduated from the best schools, your

    recommendations are first class, and your experience is unparalleled.

    Normally, we'd hired you without a second thought. However, a sales

    representative has a highly visible position within the company and we're

    afraid your winking problem will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry

    we can't hire you."

    " But wait," he replies, "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking."

    "Really ? Great ! Show me !"

    So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out

    condoms, red ones, blue ones, ribbed ones, flavoured ones, finally at the

    bottom, he finds a pack of aspirins. He takes two out, swallows them both,

    and his winking instantly stops.

    "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a

    respectable company and we will not have our employees womanising all over

    the country."

    "Womanising, womanising, what do you mean ? I'm a happily married man!"

    "Well, how do you explain all these condoms in your pocket?" "Oh that, he

    says, "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for an aspirin?"
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