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    > >Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that
    > >morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
    >say
    > >"Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.
    > >She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I
    > >thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."
    > >The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
    > >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
    > >As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,
    > >"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone
    >had
    > >remembered.
    > >I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it
    > >is
    > >such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch,
    > >just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
    >heard
    > >all day. Let's go."
    > >We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the
    > >country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
    > >tremendously.
    > >On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a
    >beautiful
    > >day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
    > >I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
    > >After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
    >think
    > >I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.:
    > >"Sure," I excitedly replied.
    > >She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying
    >a
    > >big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our
    >friends.
    > >They were all singing Happy Birthday...........and there I sat on the
    > >couch.........F*CK*NG NAKED

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