WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ???

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    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?????

    PHILLIP RUDDOCK: I don't care why the chicken crossed the road it
    should
    be
    sent back to where it came from. Who knows what might happen if we
    keep
    letting any old chicken cross the road. We could be inundated with
    them.
    Send them to the farmer up the road a bit and we can pay him to deal
    with
    the problem.

    JEFF KENNETT: If the chicken did cross the road it should have been
    fitted
    with an etag and should pay the same toll as all other road users.

    STEVE BRACKS: Regional chickens should have the same opportunities to
    cross
    roads as chickens living in Melbourne.

    JOHN HOWARD: The chick never crossed the road. And it was not forcibly
    removed from its mother! Anyway, that's a matter for the states and is
    of
    no
    interest to us. The united nations should butt out.

    KIM BEASLEY: There WAS a chicken and it DID cross the road. This is a
    deliberate act by the government to hide the fact that chickens
    continue
    to
    cross Australian roads.

    NATASHA STOTT-DESPOJA: What if it was not a chicken but a bantam?
    Minority
    sectors of our community shouldn't be discriminated against based
    purely
    on
    the size of their eggs and legs.

    PETER COSTELLO: Accordingly to documentation submitted to the Live
    Foods
    Processing Authority, the chicken in question was uncooked at the Time
    of
    its journey and therefore will not incur a GST charge. However, if
    that
    chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardless of its
    raw/cooked
    status, the road crossing would be considered by the ATO to be a
    service
    for
    which GST will be imposed.

    PAULINE HANSON: Please explain.

    ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is
    that
    what you're telling me?

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens, be they
    black
    or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads
    without
    having their motives called into question.

    GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    Someone
    told us that the chicken crossed and that was good enough for us.

    REV FRED NILE: Because the chicken is gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
    people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
    going
    to
    the 'other side'. That's what 'they call it: the 'other side' Yes, my
    friends.

    CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK: to boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
    FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
    more
    chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?

    HANSIE CRONJE: What if I could guarantee that it won't get to the
    other
    side?

    FREUD: the fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
    the
    road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about
    your
    mother?

    THE C.I.A: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken?
    There
    was no chicken. Please step into the car.
    EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
    beneath
    the chicken?
    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
    mean
    by chicken? Could you define the word 'chicken'.
    HOMER SIMPSON: mmmm Chicken
 
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