When you are feeling stupid..read this

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    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
    --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's all the impurities in our air and water that are doing it"
    --Al Gore, Vice President


    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    --Joe Theisman, NFL Quarterback & sports analyst


    "We don't discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
    -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery
 
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