whats in a name

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    Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee.
    Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
    Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
    Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though.
    Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.
    Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
    Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
    Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
    Annette - She's BIG.
    Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
    Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
    Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
    Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
    Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
    Bianca - Ginger.
    Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
    Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
    Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
    Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
    Caroline - Lard @rse, shaves her ears.
    Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
    Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies.
    Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
    Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, [email protected] the national anthem.
    Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
    Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
    Daisy - Virgin.
    Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
    Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
    Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
    Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
    Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
    Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
    Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
    Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.
    Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.
    Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens.
    Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth
    Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
    Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
    Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
    Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
    Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up.
    Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
    Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.
    Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.
    Francine - French.
    Gabrielle - French too.
    Gail - [email protected] a lot, drinks Guinness.
    Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks sh!te all day.
    Gaynor - [email protected]
    Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
    Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
    Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
    Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
    Georgina - Wants to be a man.
    Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
    Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
    Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.
    Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves p0rn.
    Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
    Hilary - Frigid.
    Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
    Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
    Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
    Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?
    Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
    Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
    Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
    Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
    Jemma - Does @nal, wears too much eye make-up.
    Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
    Jessica - Virgin, always will be.
    Joanne - Moans in her sleep, can't cook, moans when she wakes up - I wouldn't!
    Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said.
    Judith - Big eyes, big tits
    Judy - Huge t!ts, married to an @rse.
    Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
    Justine- Massive t!ts, likes hanging around men's toilets.
    Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
    Karen - Huge t!ts, shags like a rabbit.
    Kate - see Catherine.
    Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
    Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.
    Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
    Kylie - Can't sing but who cares - BOING !!!!!!!
    Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim.
    Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
    Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
    Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
    Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
    Leah - Likes outdoor sx, wees standing up.
    Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
    Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
    Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.
    Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
    Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
    Liz - Long legged and brainey.
    Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet jellybabies
    Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.
    Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
    Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
    Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
    Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
    Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
    Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
    Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
    Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
    Martina - Ugly lesbian.
    Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
    Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
    Mary - had a little lamb.
    Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
    Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
    Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
    Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
    Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
    Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
    Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
    Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
    Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
    Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
    Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, [email protected] the Nokia phone tune.
    Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
    Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
    Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
    Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
    Olga - You can park a bike in her @rse crack, excessive facial hair.
    Olive - Oily skin, oils up well.
    Olivia - Neutron bomb.
    Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
    Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.
    Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon.
    Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.
    Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
    Petra - Dead dog.
    Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
    Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks.
    Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
    Rhonda - Help me, help me.
    Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.
    Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver
    Rula - She measures up well.
    Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
    Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
    Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
    Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
    Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
    Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
    Shania - What?
    Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
    Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Wurly whole, likes bananas.
    Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
    Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.
    Sinitta - who?
    Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"
    Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
    &Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and @rseless Speedo's.
    Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
    Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
    Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.
    Tanya - Hot minx, too short.
    Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
    Tiffany - who?
    Tina - Face like a smacked @rse, should eat less.
    Tori - Lives under a hedge, can't water ski.
    Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens.
    Tracey - Lesbian.
    Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka.
    Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.
    Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.
    Wendy - Possibly a man.
    Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use s.x as a weapon.
    Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.
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