Well atomicanus -
As one of the biggest azzhole provaceteurs to have ever graced H/C - you'd know all about proctocologists.
And I forgot your Greek connection -
- hell, you probably are in the "Best 10 Patients of All Time" of the 9 or 10 proctocologists in your area!
'Bout the bike - decided it was taking too much of my servers' allocation as the link was to there.