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wednesday one liners

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    Quick cranker tonight ... Just got home .

    Inspired by my love of classic Aussie sayings.
    Being raised an ethnic lad I've always been
    on a learning curve with the Aussie lingo.
    I remember being around 16 yrs old coming
    home after my driving license test. Visiting
    us was an old Aussie bloke by the name of Reg.
    I told him I passed my test but was a bit
    nervous because the instructor that day wasn't
    the usual bloke but a lady. In his gruff voice
    Reg asked me if she was a good sort? Not
    knowing what the hell he was asking me I looked
    at my parents for help , only to be greeted with
    weird confused smiles which I in turn passed
    on to old Reg. Since that awkward day I've always
    had an ear out for Aussie lingo.
    Now I have a mate who you have to watch what
    you say around. A couple of one liners that
    come to mind are .... if you say I've got a head
    ache he spits back " a head like yours ought to
    ache". Another is when we are having dinner
    & chook is on the menu he can't wait to tell
    you " this chicken tastes fowl "

    So feel free to chuck in a one liner on the
    Xjo thread today folks.

    Before I go here's my favourite courtesy of
    my cheeky 6 yr old .
    See ya later alligator don't forget your
    toilet paper..... She's thinks she's so clever
    throwing that one out !

    Cheers
    Costa

    ps. I reckon Mrs PBear is a good sort.
 
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