The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a...

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    The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
    electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
    their wedding night.

    The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
    chuckle or two.

    The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
    course.

    The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
    would be memorable.

    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
    buddies received the following note:

    "Dear Friends,

    We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
    The electric shock was only a minor setback.
    But I swear,

    I'm going to kill the bastard who put local unaesthetic in the condom !!!"
 
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