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    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for VIAGRA.

    The pharmacist asked "How many?"

    The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

    The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."




 
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