Unannounced

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    This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM, after golf.

    His surprised wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f
    lamin pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

    Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced?"

    "Because he told me during the round today that he's thinking of getting married."
 
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