typing error

I should have said "feed", not feel.

"I must not feed the currawongs! I said to myself".

I'm sure no-one thought otherwise.

We don't get intimate with animals in Sydeny. I'm not sure about elsewhere. Never been outside of the greater metropolitan area. Except for the Blue Mountains and a hike thru the Grose Valley. And Darwin, Cairns, Port Douglas, Melbourne, Flinders & Lord Howe Islands. Ok! I've been every where man. I've been everywhere!

Except Perth. Though I had to stop there in transit to Africa.

So I still have my suspicions about Westralians and what they get up to.

Like I heard there are weirdos living in the outback there who eat British tourists! Been documented in a movie as well. And they love their GUNS. That's why there are NO KANGAROOS left in WA west of the Nullabor.

When I was in the USA they thought I sounded British. So I'm really reluctant to go to Perth n visit Cazaly to read that transcript.

What if they think I'm British? And they eat me as I try to read it when they send me to a back room to read it alone?

I reckon they should have a sign up at Perth International airport. Saying "All Yea (Britishers and most Germans too) Who Enter, Abandon hope"!

Its the least Dolly can do to warn us by way of a travel advisory