turn around!

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    A little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
    black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring

    at him, looks down and says:
    "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3
    pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to
    the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to. Shaking him the
    big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
    The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
    you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
    tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
    weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
    Turner Brown."
    The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...
    Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!"
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