try this next time in the rest room

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    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
    saying: "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a
    rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
    somewhat embarrassed, "Doin Just Fine!"

    And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is
    too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"
    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
    hear another question.

    "Can I come over to your place after while?"

    Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite
    and end the conversation.

    I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for
    me!"

    Then I hear the guy say nervously...

    "LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
    stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
 
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