truisms

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    > > (1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
    > > thought he was God and I didn't!
    > >
    > > (2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    > >
    > > (3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
    > >
    > > (4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    > >
    > > (5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    > >
    > > (6) Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
    > >
    > > (7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    > >
    > > (8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    > >
    > > (9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    > >
    > > (10) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
    > >
    > > (11) I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
    > >
    > > (12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    > >
    > > (13) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
    > > why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
    > > medicine.
    > >
    > > (14) God must love stupid people; he made so many.
    > >
    > > (15) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    > >
    > > (16) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
    > >
    > > (17) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
    > >
    > > (18) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    > >
    > > (19) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup
    > > team.
    > >
    > > (20) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
    > >
    > > (21) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
    > > Grew up
    > >
    > > (22) Procrastinate Now!
    > >
    > > (23) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
    > >
    > > 24) I Have a Degree in Li! beral Arts; Do You Want Fries With
    > > That?
    > >
    > > (25) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the
    > > software.
    > >
    > > (26) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    > >
    > > (27) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
    > >
    > > (28) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
    > >
    > > (29) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
    > >
    > > (30) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
    > >
    > > (31) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three
    thousand
    > > times the memory.
    > >
    > > (32) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
    > commitment for a pig.
    > >
    > > (33) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    > >
    > > (34) The original point and click interface was a Smith and
    > > Wesson.
    > >
    > >
    > >
 
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