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    Wayne Carey and Mark Bickley are enjoying a lunch at a fancy West Lakes

    The waitress approaches their table to take their order. She is young
    and very attractive. She asks Mark what he wants, and he replies, "I'll
    have the heart-healthy salad."

    Very good, sir " she replies. Turning to Carey she asks, "And what do
    you want, Wayne?"

    Carey answers, "How about a quickie?"

    Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
    disappointed in you. I thought you were on the straight and narrow and
    committed to high principles and morality, not like last year. I'm sorry
    you have joined the Crows." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

    Bickley leans over to Carey, and says, "Wayne, I believe that's
    pronounced 'quiche' ".
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