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    West Aussie truckie on an interstate trip goes into a Quensland brothel and says to the madam " I've got 700 bucks and I want a size 28 women and a polony sandwich"

    The madam is somewhat taken aback and informs the truckie for that sort of money he can have a bueatiful size 8 women and a fillet steak.

    To which the the truckie replies "I'm not horny I'm homesick".
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