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  1. AlphaCenturian

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    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop & her son saying,
    "All of you bastards who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks".

    The horrified mother went in & told her son,
    "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train but I want you to use nice language".

    Two hours later the son came out of his bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,
    "All passengers, who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one".
    She hears the little boy continue,
    "For all those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant & relaxing journey with us today".
    As the mother began to smile, the child added,
    "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the fat b!tch in the kitchen".

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