tonto with a twist .

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, they have set-up
    their tent and are asleep.
    Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
    "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".
    Tonto replies "Me see millions of stars".
    "What does that tell you?" asks the Lone Ranger.
    Tonto ponders for a minute and replies "Astronomically speaking, it tells
    me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars
    and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise,
    it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM. Theologically, it is evident the
    Lord is all powerful and as small insignificant beings, we pale in his
    presence. Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning.
    What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"
    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then says
    "Tonto you idiot.......Someone has stolen our tent."

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