three surgeons

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    Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
    The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist.
    He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

    The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
    All his arms and legs were severed from his body.
    Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events
    in the Olympics."

    The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
    cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight
    train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horses
    ass and a ten gallon hat.
    Last year he became president of the United States.

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