three black ladies

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    There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the
    ocean.
    The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some
    hot pink
    panties beefo I gets on dat plane."

    "Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
    The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
    laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me ass first."

    The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange
    panties."
    "Why you gonna wear dem ?" the others asked.
    The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is goin'down and I'm
    floating butt-up
    in the oshun, dey can see me ass first."

    The third old lady says, "well, I'm not goin to wear any panties....."
    " What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
    "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties,"
    the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look
    for da black box first. "
 
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