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    1. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    2. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    3. Why is that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
    4. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    5. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    6. How come Americans choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
    7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realise you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
    8. Why is it that our children can’t read a bible in school, but they can in prison?
    9. Why do brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever?

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