thoughtful husband

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    Thoughtful husband:

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
    " I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
    On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
    * the Wall of Fear,
    * the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
    * every thing there was.
    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside own. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin twit!" The moral of the story: "Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."
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