thing you should not sayto a cop

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    "THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A COP..."


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    (ok in NT)


    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
    plugged in.

    3. Gee, Officer there are 2 tubes, which one do you want me to blow in, and will you please keep emsteady?


    4.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    5. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
    me. Good job!

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
    condition to be a police officer.


    7.See a dentist when you get a chance!

    8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    9. I pay your salary!

    10. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me
    a warning, too!

    11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.

    12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are
    no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    13. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have
    you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
    Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts again?"


    14. Are you Bill or Ben of the Flowerpot Men? Weeeeed!!


    15. Remember me? I went out with your sister last week!

    -oOo-


 
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