the sunburnt date

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    > > To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop
    of
    his
    > > apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan
    lines,
    he
    > > sunbathed in the nude.
    > >
    > > Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his Johnson.
    Being
    very
    > > determined, he decided not to miss his date with the hot
    blonde,
    so, he
    > > put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze.
    > >
    > > The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his
    apartment for
    > > the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast.
    After
    they
    > > finished with the dinner they went into the living room to
    watch a
    movie.
    > > During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After
    several
    > > minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend
    had
    told
    > > him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So
    he
    went to
    > > the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his
    sunburned
    > > member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief
    > >
    > > The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered
    into
    the
    > > kitchen and found him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of
    milk.
    > >
    > > With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, "SO, THAT'S
    HOW
    YOU
    > > LOAD THOSE THINGS!"
    > >
    >
    >
 
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