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The Raisin Bread

  1. mogga

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    A bakery owner hires
    a young female shop assistant who likes to
    wear very short skirts and thong panties.

    One day a young man enters the store.

    Noticing her short skirt and the location of the
    raisin
    bread, he has a
    brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread
    please!", the man
    says.

    The shop assistant climbs up the ladder to reach the
    raisin
    bread located on
    the very top shelf.

    The man standing almost directly beneath her is
    provided
    with an excellent
    view, just as he thought.

    When she descends the ladder, he decides that he would
    really like two
    loaves.

    After she retrieves the second loaf of bread and
    descends
    the ladder, one of
    the other male customers notices what's going on and
    requests his own loaf of
    raisin bread.

    Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and
    notices an
    elderly man
    standing amongst the crowd.

    Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she
    yells
    at the elderly man,
    "Is it raisin for you too?"

    "No," stammers the old man, "but it's
    quivering a little."

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