The Priest.

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    The old priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chooks he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse.

    He had a cock rooster and ten hens.
    One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and the priest was convinced the bird had been stolen.
    He decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
    At Mass, he asked the congregation,"Has anyone seen a red cock that does not belong to them"
    Half the women stood up.

    "Oh Jaysus,no,no" he said "That wasn't what I meant either.Has anybody seen my red cock?'
    All the choir boys stood up.
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