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The Pickle Slicer

  1. Yossel Abramovitz worked in a pickle factory. Unfortunately, he had a very powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

    This went on for years, and Yossel couldn't stand it any more.

    So he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spent a few months with a shrink who finally gave up and told Yossel that since Yossel's desire was so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to do it.

    Yossel gladly agreed to do it the next day at work.

    The next day he came home from work very early. His wife Sarah was very worried and asked why he was home so early. Yossel explained to her for the first time the desire he had had to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He explained that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it and he got fired as a result.

    Sarah gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his pants and briefs, only to see his penis perfectly normal and intact. She looked back up and said, "I don't understand ... what happened to the pickle slicer?"

    He said, "I think she got fired too."


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