the minister of climate change

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    Oh what a laugh when I hear this title. I just cannot take this position seriously.

    Go back a few hundred years and we could have the Minister of Witches and Sorcery. lol

    Will our dear Minister of Climate Change wave his magic wand and send the tide back out? Remember King Canute? He tried to order the tide to retreat a thousand years ago. No doubt our dear Minister of Climate Change will have more success. Will our dear Minister of Climate Change control the influence of the Moon? Of course he will. lol

    How about our dear Minister of Climate Change preventing earthquakes and tsunamis? How about our dear Minister of Climate Change preventing hurricanes, tornadoes, typhoons and storms? After all, surely that's all part of the job description.

    Would our dear Minister of Climate Change have been able to prevented the last great Ice Age? Of course he would have. He is so all mighty and powerful.

    If rain spoils our barbecue do we send a complaint to the Minister of Climate Change? Do we send a complaint to the Minister of Climate change when rain wipes out a day's entertainment at the cricket? Why not? Surely the Minister for Climate Change could have stopped that?

    It's good to know we will no longer have any droughts in Australia. You see the Minister of Climate Change will journey to the drought stricken land and do a Rain Dance. That will solve everything.

    Did you hear The Minister of Climate Change has made a cast iron guaranteed promise to us. The Minister of Climate Change has guaranteed that the Sun will never blow up while he is Minister. He has also promised to satisfy us all by instantly resigning should the Sun blow up.

    That shows us all of course how powerful The Minister of Climate Change is and how seriously the position of The Minister of Climate Change is to be taken.
 
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