the mexican maid

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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

    She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

    Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.”

    Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

    Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

    Wife: “Oh yeah?”

    Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

    Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

    Maria: “Jor hozban did”

    Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

    Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

    Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

    Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

    Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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