The Maid

  1. 29,202 Posts.
    lightbulb Created with Sketch. 75
    A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy
    says, "Who is this?"

    "This is the maid.", answered the woman.

    "We don't have a maid!"

    "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

    "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

    "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just
    figured was her husband."

    The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to
    make $50,000?"

    "What do I have to do?"

    "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch
    and the jerk she is with."

    The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two

    The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

    "Throw them in the swimming pool!"

    "What?! There's no pool here?"

    Long pause...

    "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"

arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.