The Jar

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    Harold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the
    doctor gives him a specimen jar and says, "Take this home with you, and
    try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I
    can run a few tests."
    Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day, Harold comes in and
    asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office, the
    doctor asks how he made out.
    "Not good, Doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you
    said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the luck. I tried with my left hand, until I had
    blisters...still no luck.
    "Then I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand
    and then with her right luck. She even tried with her mouth.
    She tried with her teeth in, and she tried with her teeth out...still no
    "Then we called Edna, next door, to see if she could help..."
    "Good Grief man!" exclaimed the doctor,"You asked your next door
    neighbour to help you?"
    "Yep." Says Harold, "Couldn't none of us get the lid off that
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