the hammer

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    Subject: The Hammer



    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
    A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."
    The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
    The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."
    The judge stops & says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?"
    The guy in the back of the court stands up &says, "I'm sorry, your Honor, but for 15 years I've lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."




 
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