the final word, page-10

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    puns (joke) see if you think funny A basketball player and a jockey just robbed the bank. Police are looking high and low.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    Every calendar's days are numbered
 
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