puns (joke) see if you think funny A basketball player and a jockey just robbed the bank. Police are looking high and low.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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