The Demon Ethel

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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
    loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
    corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
    speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman
    was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
    tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
    door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
    arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice.
    "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
    around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
    and held it up to him."OK" he said, and away Ethel
    sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front
    of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
    insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
    drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and
    said, "Carry on, ma'am."

    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
    door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
    naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.
    "Oh, God," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again".
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