the amazing italian

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    A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
    A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".

    The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big
    Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it.
    Standing next to it was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man
    dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the
    walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause
    and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.

    Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town,
    found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't
    Miss The Amazing Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was
    still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
    Again,the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of
    walnuts,three coconuts were placed on the table.

    The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants
    and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
    The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a
    meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the
    "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and
    you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
    "Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to
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