terrorist school teacher arrested/mightv'e been po

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    Subject: School Teacher Arrested

    School Teacher Arrested - 07/09/2004 09:02

    School Teacher Arrested At New York's Kennedy airport today, an
    individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested
    trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor,
    set square, slide rule and calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft, said he
    believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
    being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
    solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
    search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
    and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they
    belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
    in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,
    "there are three sides to every triangle.""

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
    given us more fingers and toes to count on."

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