Teacher....friday funnies..

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    Teacher Comeback Line of the Year


    A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.



    "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.

    I

    might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or

    a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses

    whatsoever!"



    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What

    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

    sexual exhaustion?"


    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the

    student,

    shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the

    exam with your other hand."
 
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