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  1. perthy

    198 Posts.

    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a
    question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his
    attention.

    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
    bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches
    from a large plate window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then the
    shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but
    you scared the daylights out of me."

    The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and
    said, "I didn't realise that a mere tap on the
    shoulder would startle someone so badly."

    The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is
    sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first
    day driving a cab.

    I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

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