Subject: BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

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    Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an
    orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
    both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the
    forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the
    bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the
    snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I
    didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see
    where I'm going.

    In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's
    quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
    yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.

    Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what
    you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.." "Oh, that would be
    wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the
    bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long
    ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say
    that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the
    bunny, in obvious excitement.

    The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
    paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt
    the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you
    have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

    I'd say you must be either a team leader or possibly someone in senior
    management".
 
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