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  1. acouch

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    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
    delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
    new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour
    pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out
    and they were both very much in favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
    that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
    experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband
    felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a
    notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
    blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
    point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
    quite well.

    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
    considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
    the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
    no pain, and she and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

    have a nice evening
    good night..

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