steve vizard meets his maker

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    ...somewhere in the future...

    ......Steve Vizard is lying on his deathbed surrounded by his grieving family waiting for his departure to the next world ,when ,realising that he is on his last breaths suddenly he opens his eyes and motions to his wife, Sarah.....'quick ,bring me a Bible !' he moans.
    ...his dutiful wife runs out and returns a short time later with a beautifully bound Bible that she keeps in her dresser draw and hands it to her husband...'oh , darling' she gushes ' are you finally going to confess to all of those sins that you committed while on the board of Telstra ?'...
    ...'no ' he says...'I'm looking for a bloody loophole !'
 
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