Speaking of Poor Drivers !!

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    An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
    >wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.
    >
    >As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
    >
    >"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your drivers license?"
    >
    >She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and
    >hands it to him.
    >
    >He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
    >
    > Up and down the halls she goes again.
    >
    >Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am
    >but
    >
    >I saw you cross over the center line back there.
    >
    >Can I see your registration please?"
    >
    >She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
    >hands it to him.
    >
    >He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
    >
    >She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.
    >
    > As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.
    >
    >He's stark naked and has an erection!
    >
    >The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, "Oh no! Not the
    >breathalyzer again!
    >
 
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