spaghetti..seeing its friday..another joke

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    Subject: Fw: Spaghetti




    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
    years.

    One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
    that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
    marriage,
    he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the
    child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support
    until
    the child turned 18.

    She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby is born.
    To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write
    "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

    "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
    obeyed,
    and watched as her husband read the card, turned
    white, and fainted.

    On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
    with meatballs, one without."

 
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