something to laugh at

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    A middle-aged woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the
    clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
    work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
    bought it on "special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the
    air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY
    NIPPLES!!!!!!"

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a
    growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks,
    "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and
    he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
    special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
    screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"

    And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager
    pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says,
    "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.
 
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